Comedy Corner

Tyler Lyons

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

 

This boy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.

I said, “Is that a fret?”

 

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right now.

 

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

 

Whiteboards are remarkable.

 

My leaf blower doesn’t work.

It sucks.

 

Insect puns bug me.

 

Would a cardboard belt be a waist of paper?

 

Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.

 

I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from.

Then it dawned on me.

 

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2 Responses to “Comedy Corner”

  1. Dylan Best on September 17th, 2018 9:19 am

    Ok, I guess it was kinda funny.

  2. Khalil Sistrat on October 8th, 2018 10:21 am


    *Sigh*

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